I simply cannot understand how one could spend so much time in the toilet. Fine, some may taking longer for bowel movements and then to be followed by shower - but more than an hour is ludicrous!
In my family, this seems to run in the paternal blood line. It drives me up the wall to a point where many a time I scream like a mad woman trying to get these earth dwellers to be more reasonable. I had been labelled as being unreasonable, not understanding or that my bowels movements are so super fast that I simply don't understand them!Today I read an article in the local daily where a friend stabbed to death his best friend just because his best friend hogged the toilet!
I can't be that bad after all. No matter how unreasonable I am in demanding for less time spent in the toilet at least I don't stab anyone in the family for taking too long in the toilet!
"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet." Alan King
